After the original plan to hike the Skyline-to-the-Sea
trail was foiled by incompetent rangers, Option B we decided, was going
to be the famous Lost Coast Trail in Humbolt County. While researching the
trail description, it seemed that this hike was exactly what we were looking
for. A perfect 3-day backpack trip through a seldom experienced California
coastline. There were rumors about this hike too; that it was a torturous
25+ mile deep sand hike; that its 3 sections that are impassable at high
tide could swoop in unexpectedly and wash us out to sea; that its many varieties
of opportunistic scavenger species, such as bears and raccoons would come
down to the camps and make nightly raids, that the weather could blow horizontal
rain on us all night long, all weekend long. I worried about the 6-hour
drive each way and the thru-hike car transfer that would take 4 hours. But
after a very short Instant Messenger discussion, we decided. This is going
to be the one. No reservations required, dogs allowed, perfect length, ...
plus, none of us had ever been that far up the coast. Perfect.
It started out as: Me (Joe), Amy, Rauser, Sudeep, Lutz,
Jeremy, Chad, Dana, Ferd, and the dogs. Rauser was out because he was a
villain, and had to deal with the lawmen who were out to get him. Sudeep
cancelled too, she had a family event that required her attendance. Unexpectedly,
Lutz re-injured his back and reluctantly backed out at the last minute.
Then, due to mounting schoolwork, and a pressing automotive problem, Jeremy
backed out too. We were down to five people, and 1 dog.
So the plan was this. Amy, Chad and I were to head out
ASAP north after work. Ferd would get off of work at midnight and head up
to Berkeley to pick-up Dana and they would make the late night 6 hour haul
to Black Sands Beach where we would be waiting... sleeping like babies on
the beach. From there, we'd let the all-nighters catch a couple Z's and
then take on car up to Mattole, a 2-hour drive away.
We got on the road at around 7:15pm. The drive seemed like
an eternity. The weather went from gorgeous, down here in San Jose, and
then turned to cold, San Francisco fog, then back to a gorgeous Sausalito
sunset. We crossed through Petaluma, Santa Rosa, through wine country, and
as the evening faded into the pure blackness of a moonless, starless night,
we blasted up highway 101 and wound over the Russian River, the Eel River,
and into the ancient redwood forests. We reached the Shelter Cove/Garberville
at hour 4. One more windy hour to go. The road took us an hour west, and
as we descended to the coast, the fog became ominous. So, John Farley, the
NBC11 weatherman was right, we were in for a viewless weekend - Hopefully
not.
We arrived to the Black Sands Beach at Shelter Cove at
just after 11:30pm. The parking lot was full. A couple carloads of people
were setting up camp in the parking lot. In the misty darkness, they had
been too lazy to look for the beach. "Suit yourselves," I thought
to myself. We each grabbed a beer, and Odog and headed for the beach, which
we found with little effort. The trailhead had some very intimidating signs.
"Warning, you will die if you camp on the beach," it might as
well have said. Actually, it warned about life-threatening undertow, but
still-scary when we could see almost nothing from the trailhead. All we
could hear was the thunderous crashes of waves somewhere in the distance.
I went down to the beach to investigate. The beach looked damp, but when
I touched it, it was bone dry. No tide had come up this far recently. Anyway,
it looked nicer than camping in a parking lot. We retrieved our gear and
set up camp, lit a duraflame, popped a couple brews and settled in for the
evening. A little later, a carload of people pitched a tent near us and
quickly crashed out. The mist got a bit heavier and very quickly everything
was moist. Soon, we were in our tents, the fading light of the duraflame
flickered us to sleep.
Amy and I woke up as usual at the butt-crack of the morning.
6 ish? We wandered out of the tent about a half-hour later. Suddenly, as
if he was there all along, Ferd appeared grinning ear to ear. We celebrated
his arrival briefly. He explained that Dana had been 45 minutes late and
that he was minutes away from calling the whole thing off for himself. But
luckily, they had hooked up just before he made that decision. (Dana had
to attend a graduation party that evening, so had to make her way from Belmont
to blah blah blah blah blah.) The point is, they made it. WooHoo!
Ferd finished our hellos with, "I'm feeling pretty
goofy right now, I'd better go to sleep." And he disappeared back to
the parking lot to sleep in his truck. Amy and I thought that to be a good
idea, and slid back into the tent. We woke up around 9am, packed up and
headed back to our cars where we prepared to drive 2 hours to Mattole where
this Lost Coast Trail begins. The parking lot was bustling with activity.
Several groups were loading into a shuttle (at $60 a head, we decided to
shuttle our damn selves,) other groups were beginning their trips from the
south end here at Black Sands Beach. There were also car campers, and overnighters.
Odog was interested in all of them, making sure to introduce himself to
every person, place and thing.
I strapped 4 fully loaded backpacks to the roof of the
Pathfinder, and threw one in the back with Otis, and the 5 of us were off.
We took Kings Ranch Road, a windy dirt road that looked like a short cut
on the map. Several miles of dirt road ended at the Mattole Road where we
turned left toward the coast. We drove for another hour and finally reached
the dirt parking lot at the mouth of the Mattole River. We unloaded the
car, and were introduced to Mattole by a very friendly ranger who checked
that we all had bear canisters, wrote us a fire permit, and wished us good
luck. Finally, at the trail head kiosk, we stopped a passer-by who took
a group shot for us (our 'before' photo.)
The hike starts out in soft dunes. Ahhh, sand-in-the-boots.
"I'd better get used to this," I thought to myself. We had planned
on hiking through most of the "impassable" sections today, which
was at least 8 miles away. One particularly thin section of beach is 4 miles
long, and the ranger wasn't so confident that we'd make it in time for the
tide to come in. We were confident that we would.
We began the hike strong, making great time. I was feeling
excellent, and started off at a fast pace. A dirt trail ran parallel to
the beach for some parts of the hike. The hard dirt was a real treat compared
to deep sand and rocks. Ferd was in exceptional spirits considering he had
only gotten about 2 hours of sleep the night before. Each time I looked
back at him, perma-grin - Dana looked as if she was fading. Her pack was
crooked and swaying, she hadn't had her coffee. Amy was hiking strong like
always. Chad (Chestnut) was mellow... nothing unusual there.
The trail climbed a bit to the left after passing what
appeared to be an old cabin. We approached the abandoned lighthouse at mile
3 and stopped briefly to grab a snack. Chestnut took off his pack to explore
the lighthouse. All this time the weather had been the same: Cool with a
light misty fog that hovered just above the beach. Walking along the beach,
dodging the tide as it continually chased us away, among a hazy fog that
blanketed the entire coast - It was an eerie feeling.
We continued along the "impassable" section of
coast, passing a river mouth that lead into the deep forest. We passed several
hikers who were perched on the trail overlooking Sea Lion Gulch. A rock
just beyond the river mouth was the hangout for dozens of sea lions. The
moans and barks of the sea lions were audible from hundreds of yards away.
It was exciting to see them there minding their own business, apparently
disinterested in us, seemingly going about their lives unaffected by human
disturbance. I wondered if it really was unaffected.

The mouth of Sea Lion Gulch.
Along the beach I found a bone along the way. It was a
big bone. It was the first sign of death we had seen. Chestnut hypothesized
that it was a cow bone. Cow bone? What the hell is a cow bone doing here
on the Lost Coast? Who cares? Soon after I tossed the bone into the sea,
we came across another indication of death: the carcass of a young sea mammal,
perhaps a porpoise or dolphin. Its stomach and its eyeballs were ripped
out. Chad poked at it with a stick. I took photos.
We kept hiking. I was feeling the hard belt pads of the
new Gregory backpack I'd just bought. My hips were in agony. Amy tried convincing
me that the belts needed a "break-in period". I thought it was
trying to break ME in! Soon we reached mile 8, where we crossed Randell
Creek. It marked the end of the "impassable" section of coast.
We could safely camp anywhere beyond this point without fear of the high
tide that would come and wash us out to sea. The camps near the river mouth
were taken. The camps on the bluff above the river were taken. We took a
rest here, took off our packs and Amy and I went to explore camping options
further up the trail.
We spotted some potential spots ahead at Spanish Flat.
Spanish Flat is a vast flat section of beach that is raised 10-12 feet from
sea level. We ran back and grabbed the rest of the group and headed forward.
We passed several other groups camping on this section. I was somewhat envious
of their nice spots near the trail. But we wondered where their water source
was. I guessed that they needed to go back roughly a quarter mile to get
water. I hoped there was going to be water further up the beach.
Ahead we spotted a section that was relatively empty. We
were the only people who had hiked this far today. Suddenly we felt pretty
bad ass. We reached the trail marker for Spanish Ridge Trail that rose up
several hundred feet to our left. So, we went right... to the beach. There
was a huge supply of driftwood all along the beach. Bonfire tonight! We
dropped our packs and set up our gear. 50 lbs. off the back, aahhhh. Amy
checked her pedometer, 10 miles today. Not bad. I pressed my tender hips,
oooooooo, I winced.
We toasted to our victory, cocktails all around. I cooked
up some rice, with turkey sausage, and ground turkey turds that I had whipped
up the night before leaving. Ferd and Chestnut fixed up some dehydrated
Mountain High Natural House backpacking food. Amy ate a chunk o' tofu. Dana
ate pasta out of a plastic bag. Odog ate dog food. As the grey sky turned
black, a cold fog rolled in and soon we were enveloped in the familiar moist
mist again. Cocktails and a blazing fire warmed us up.
We sat around the fire talking about our day. We wished
Butz was with us. Somehow we all missed his brand of tactless humor. Even
Amy and Dana talked about it longingly. Ferd managed to summon his spirit.
Chad and I also channeled his spirit several times blurting out groin, crotch,
and sex comments without censoring ourselves. Having had enough of the noisy
drunken banter, and feeling her eyelids snap shut, Dana crashed trying to
catch up on sleep lost. Amy followed soon after. Not long after, we all
crawled into our respective tents and drifted off with the sound of the
crashing waves.
Day Two
It had rained during the early morning. I had taken precautions
and stored the gear under the tent vestibule, so for the most part, it was
dry. I peak out of the tent. I'm dreading the damp discomfort of packing
up when its really wet out. It's definitely overcast. Is it misty out? Not
too bad. But still too chilly for me. I zip it back shut and crawl back
into the sleeping bag.
By 8 am, we are all roused from sleep except Ferd. Albeit
deserved, Ferd took his sweet time getting up. By 11am we were finally packed
up and ready to go. I strapped the pack on and cinched the belt. A familiar
pain. Not as bad today. I hope the hype is for real. There's been so many
false promises regarding this pack. "Most comfortable MY ASS!"
I thought to myself, thinking about a Backpacker magazine article touting
Gregory packs as highly rated in comfort.
I heard someone say, "We should just hike the rest
of the way today." I thought about that. It'd be cool to tell people,
"We did the Lost Coast Trail hike in 2 days." Really, its not
a bad accomplishment for us novices. Til this point, the only 10+ miles
we've ever done, have only been day hikes. I was doubtful that we'd still
be up for it by mile 8. Everyone else was up for the challenge. "Let's
play it by ear." We left with high expectations.
We hiked on the double track trail amongst a field of yellow
poppies. They were surprisingly vibrant despite the neutral sky. Odog galloped
through the bushes of thistle, grass and driftwood. He looked so happy.
So youthful for an old guy. So happy, ... gathering ticks. Gathering ticks,
and prancing on sharp rocks. There are probably fleas in there too, and
dust mites, ... "ODOG! Get yo' ass out of there!" I ordered him.
To my surprise he obeys! "GOOOOOD BOOOOOY!" He trots up the trail
happily.
We cross several small river crossings, some of them over
logs, some with leaping splashes. Gore-Tex boots! The trail ascends a rockslide
covered in poppies. Up ahead, a view opens up over a large flat meadow.
A large group of 12 backpackers hike single file ahead of us on the trail.
Ahead of them several groups of 2, 3 and four.
"There are SO many people out here," someone
says. I agree. It is Memorial Day weekend after all. What did we expect?
The trail passes a residence on a long, flat trail lined with yellow grasses,
and more poppies, then banked sharply right to Big Flat. Big Flat is a large,
and yes, flat stretch. It is covered with an incredible collection of driftwood.
Some of the large pieces had been stacked atop each other is makeshift structures,
or wind barriers. As I approached one particular structure, with clothes
and wetsuits hanging about, 2 surfboards leaning against the outside wall
and I peeked inside with awe.
"Hey do you guys mind if I get a picture?"
"No, not at all!" One of the 4 guys inside said.
They said they had been there 5 days, leaving tomorrow. I snapped 2 shots.
Ferd asked one of them how far to Black Sands Beach. 8 miles or so. We had
hiked 6 or 7 miles already, 8 more would be a doozy. We agree to hike to
Gritchel Creek and then decide what to do next. With so many people having
passed us early this morning, we were sure to expect some heavy crowds at
Gritchel, an obvious campground.

Surfers at a makeshift surf hut at Big Flat.
It began warming a bit. The sun started peaking out from
behind the clouds, brightening the haze. We were hiking on black sands now.
Black sands and deep soft pebbles. It was the worse of sand and the worst
of rocks, deep and uneven. Ahead, the trail disappears around an outcropping
that was getting a little wet form the tide. Amy was nervous about the tides
and urged us to hurry before the tides got too crazy. We scrambled around
the outcropping barely keeping dry as the wave crashed a little too close
for comfort.
We stopped at a creek mouth where some other groups had
stopped to lunch. We had lunch too, and a snack, and some more snacks. I
finally got a chance to relax, spreading my pad out on a log. It was nice
out. The sun had made a warm appearance. I even managed to doze off for
a couple minutes. Dana lay down on the ground and rested, Chad followed.
Meanwhile, what seemed like hordes of people passed us. 30 minutes passed
and I jumped up feeling rejuvenated. Ferd took his time to eat two Natural
High Pasta Primaveras, and pumped some water. I strapped my pack on feeling
the sharp daggers that were supposed to be hipbelts. The pain jolted me
awake. The girls decided it would be best for them to start off ahead. Chad
and I waited while Ferd finished his massive lunch, pumped some water, and
slowly packed up. By the time we started off, the girls were at least 300
yards ahead of us. I stepped forward feeling my tender hips with each step.
Suddenly for the first time all weekend, I heard the 2-way
radio.
"Joe, you on?" Amy's voice said. I had just watched
them approach a rock outcropping. They had faded behind a haze in the distance.
"I'm here" I replied.
"Get your camera ready, I'm like 4 feet away from
a baby sea lion. It looks like it's dying."
I hurried over there armed with my camera. From where I
was I could see a rock in the water several hundred feet from shore with
many sea lions barking and wrestling. As I got closer to Dana and Amy, I
saw what they were talking about. A lone sea lion pup lay on a rock on the
beach. Its coat was battered. Its eyes glazed and miserable. As we passed,
and I snapped some pictures, it made a feeble attempt to defend itself,
rearing its head. Exhausted, it dropped its head back down on the rock hopelessly.
It was dying. I pained me to see a young baby dying. It was so close to
its family. So many people had passed it. But, it was doomed. It reminded
me of the tragedies around the world of dying babies who are so helpless
and alone. It was a very sad sight.
Gitchel Creek was as we anticipated, crowded. There were
campers every 20-30 feet along the beach on either side of the creek mouth.
Solitude would be impossible here. Where would people shit? I became determined
to camp as far from this point as possible. An obvious option was to keep
moving until we found A) a good water source, and B) safety from high tide,
which was scheduled to arrive at around 9:54pm. Everyone seemed to agree,
and we continued moving. Chad reluctantly agreed, and although I didn't
know it at the time, he had hyper-extended his knee a mile back and was
in a considerable amount of pain. Being the type of guy that he is, Chad
complained little and kept moving as best as he could.
We approached a rocky embankment from which a little creek
flowed. There was a water source. Like most of the Lost Coast, dry driftwood
was plentiful. The problem was, the tide was awfully close. Ferd did a little
test by digging shallow holes in the sand.
"Last night's tide would have only come up this high."
Ferd said marking a line on the sand. I agreed with the reasoning. Dana
was less optimistic. She had serious doubts. Chad had his pack off, shoes
off, nearly had his tent pitched by the time Dana and I were done discussing
the issue. We decided to stay.
Pumping, pitching, boiling, mixing and camp was set. Cocktails
were in order. When all was done, we had hiked 12 miles. More than any of
us had anticipated. Furthermore, we were all alone, not another soul in
sight. The night was perfect. Unlike the previous nights, tonight was not
misty whatsoever. The only other concern was the tide. And by the time we
thought about it, it had come up nearly to the line Ferd had drawn. 9:55pm.
High tide was pretty much over. The tide prediction had been exceptionally
accurate. Nice.
Day Three.
Morning came quickly. Soon after the first of us woke,
most of the camp was up. I lingered in the doorway of the tent as long as
I could before the calls to pack up began. We ate and broke camp as quick
as ever and were on the sand, tromping through the relentless sand. This
portion of the hike was purely sand. The mist was thick today and visibility
was down to a couple hundred feet. Ferd had disappeared into the fog already,
and Dana and Amy were barely shadowy figures in the distance. Chad hobbled
forward using one of my trekking poles. I stayed with him for a couple hundred
feet and decided to go ahead to the front. My reasoning being: Ferd and
I were the only ones who need to get there quickly in order to make a speedy
car transfer. So I blazed off leaving Chestnut a Mojo bar and to fend for
himself.
I hiked alone for a while. The mist felt eerie and hollow.
I felt as if I existed in an alternate dimension without time or distance;
that I was hiking into oblivion. Ahead a rock moved. Not a rock. Odog. Odog
was sitting ahead of me on the beach, by himself waiting. He sat motionless,
except some gentle panting and an occasional turn of the head, waiting patiently
for me to catch up. "What a smart little bastard," I thought to
myself. He knows that by running back to me he'd be wasting energy. But
he waited for me. I nearly broke into tears. Instead I gave him a headlock
and patted him on the head. "Good boy!" (I love that damn dog
- *sob*) >>>

Joe and Otis. |

A mist blanketed the beach as we arrived at 1am.
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We drove on the long dirt King Range Road on our way to Mattole.
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The before shot. |

Ferd remained a consistently steady hiker throughout the trip.
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Chad explores the abandoned lighthouse.

Poppies lined much of the Lost Coast Trail.
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Indications of death.
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Joe warming up by the fire.
by Amy Purdum |

Odog, and Amy hiking among poppies.
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Amy passes a dying baby sea lion. |

Tricky terrain makes this totally flat trail a much more challenging hike. |

Dana and Odog make fresh tracks on the sand.
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<<< Soon after, Amy appeared from the
mist. "Hi Honey," she said. We talked about the situation, and
she agreed to wait for slowpoke, injured Chad who was about 15 minutes behind
at this point. I blazed ahead soon catching up with Dana who was making
fresh tracks on recently washed beach. We talked about the strangeness of
walking through a deep mist, with no visible ending or beginning. We formulated
a plot about a man lost on the Lost Coast. His subconscious trapping him
in a misty dreamlike hell of psychosis brought upon by the guilt of murdering
a lover. "Lost," that would make a good title.
We reached large salty pond created by trapped ocean water,
it slowly flowed back into the ocean via a thin creek. Dana immediately
leapt over the creek. Ferd and I looked around for another way around it.
No such luck. Then, without warning an unusually large wave smashed on shore
sending water surging toward us. "RUN OTIS!" I yelled. We bolted,
barely dodging a wide wash of ocean. The water filled the pond and flowed
back out to the ocean in the creek now swollen with retreating tide. When
it finally subsided to a reasonable level I made my leap.
Unfortunately, just at takeoff, my jumping off foot sunk
snugly into the soft gravel beach and my other foot landed smack dab in
the middle of the creek. Dana and a camera toting middle-aged couple snickered
form the other side. Dana decided to stay and wait for Chad and Amy, while
Ferd and I made a head start to the cars. 15 minutes later we caught a glimpse
of a bluff - it had cars on it! We were here. At the parking lot a large
group of people sat in the loading area, swapping stories with a group of
kegger partiers who'd gotten smashed on the beach that weekend. Ferd and
I were supposed to leave immediately to make the car transfer. But, as it
turned out I couldn't leave, because I had Otis with no leash sitting here
in a parking lot. I could drive him... 4 hours on windy mountain road. He'd
definitely not appreciate that. So we opted to wait for them to arrive.
When they finally materialized from the fog, we loaded
ourselves into Ferd's pickup and drove off. We decided to take the paved
route to see if we could make better time than 4 hours. Ferd's driving would
make this dream a reality. He attacked the mountain road like a man with
a mission. His pedal was to the metal, his clutch banged the floorboard
vigorously, with passion and enthusiasm. "I didn't know you had it
in you." I said to him. He giggled like Scooby. Despite the violent
maneuvers Ferd was making around corners, I felt myself overcome by a heaviness.
I drifted off into slumber while my head rocked back and forth from several
G's of pressure created by Ferd's Andretti-like turns.
We made the car change and blazed back like Speed Racer
battling Racer X, passing several motorcycles, RV's and cars. With Ferd
leading, we made no exception; every turn was maxed out and all straight-aways
floored. We made the 4-hour drive in 2 and a half hours. We exited our vehicles
with a High-5s and cheers from adoring fans. Yes, we made fans out of Dana,
Amy and Chad. After pounding back a beer we made the drive home, with one
required, scheduled stop. Outback Steakhouse. With the help of operator
assistance, we located one in Rohnert Park, and made a bee-line.
As tradition dictates, meat and potatoes are in order for
the carnivores. The Vegan (Amy) will be having her usual - Salad and steamed
veggies. And our trip is complete! With full stomachs, fulfilled souls,
we launched back into reality, crossing the golden gate under the glow of
a warm sunset. |

An unusually clear day crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. |
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